Man in White: Come on now, chins up, all three of them.  Tha-a-at's the way.  Now. where is that lovely, girlish smile?  O-o-o-oh, not the itty-bitty smile.  I mean the big, big smile.  Ahhh, there.  Now.  You see?  All-l-l better.  Well now, What do you suppose I'm going to say?  Well this is what I am going to say: if you nice ladies don't behave yourselves, you'll never have another meeting.  And do you know what that means?  well, for one, it means that you will never ba allowed to make suggestionsto us about things that you think sould be done or improved or looked after.  It also means that all the lovely ladies that elected you to this nice commitee and place in you all their hope and trust, yes, it means that all those lovely ladies hate you. Forever.  Well, now having said my little piece, I think that it is time that you got back to you little meeting.  I bet there must be all sorts of things that you have set your hearts on accomplishing today. Ahh, well carry on, and remember that "decroum" is the word, spell it how it sounds.
Chamber Music
By: Arthur Kopit
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