| Welcome To All Gryffindors, Hufflepuffs and Ravenclaws!!! You are the select group of few (210) to have the privilege and the sheer good luck of reading my vast, many years of experience in annoying horrible teachers, but most of all Severus Snape, Potions Teacher at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry! I do hope you will find all the information contained within these pages as useful as I have during my 5 years of study in the wondrous school that is Hogwarts. Before you can read my many years of experience I must warn you that if you are a Slytherin posing as one of the aforementioned three you will be inflicted with the Rulldunes curse for your trickery. If you do not know what the curse is I suggest you visit 101 curses of Hogwarts, the most frequently used and abused! If you are one of the aforementioned three but you squeal on my treasure trove of knowledge you will faces the Jellylegs curse and may find undiluted blubberpuss in your next glass of pumpkin juice or cauldron cake. If you are muggle who wishes to learn more of the wizarding world by entering this site, as soon as you disconnect from the Internet you will remember none of the information held within these pages due to a Memory Charm. You have been warned!!! The Ministry of Magic is in no way shape or form associated with this divulging of priceless information. This is a none profit organisation, however you are expected to purchase at least one in the very long line of products from the good people at Weasleys Wizard Wheezes. Thank you to Professor Albus Dumbledore, (Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc. Chf. Warlock, Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. Of Wizards) for his continued support of my research throughout his many years at Hogwarts. |
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| Katerina Silvermoore Presents: How to Annoy Professor Severus Snape: An Introduction. |
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