| Katerina's Guide to Making Slytherins Squirm |
| Welcome once again to all Gryffindors, Ravenclaw and Hufflepuffs From the creator of Katerina's guide to annoying Severus Snape, and with the input of the infamous Weasley twins, Gred and Forge, we bring you the most useful information, apart from the aforementioned site, which you'll ever find during your years at Hogwarts. As on Katerina's Guide to Annoying Severus Snape, there are several curses protected the information contained within these pages, however we're not going to tell you what they are, or how they are activated, much to Katerina's disdain, oh ickle Katty Kins no want to see her ickle Ollie kins cursed? Oh didums. Fred, Shut Up! But as a compromise we have secretly marked the curses in 101 curses of Hogwarts: The most frequently used and abused. So if you have the brains you can work out which curses are protecting this site! Some of the curses are effective if: - You are a Slytherin, reading this at this very moment - HA, too late! You divulge the information contained within these pages to anyone who is not a student at Hogwarts. If you tell a Professor about anything within these pages, unless its Hagrid, Carrie, Daani or Professor Lupin. There's a cryptic clue in this one to the curse protecting this site. Again this site is not endorsed by the Ministry of Magic and is completely opposed by Godrinch Carter and Percy Weasley for the disgusting amount of rule breaking that is involved within these pages. Do we look like we care, Percy? You will when I tell Mum. Hey Perc, I got your photo of Penelope! Godrinch you're only jealous because you didn't think of doing this first. I'm a reliable and honest, hardworking member of the Ministry and the magic community, how dare you… What ever! Again we would like to thank Albus Dumbledore for his continued support. |
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