| Ah! Here you are! Well, hurry hurry! I can't be seen to be dawdlin you know, not workin for these two ladies oh no no no sirs and madams I mus' not! For these two are not only demandin but if you stay in one spot for too long then you've got a fair chance of gettin a curse hurled a' choo, those ladies got violen' tempers, well one of 'em has any way. The other one jus' don't like getting wound up. As I was sayin afore - *Stops to avoid a rather nasty pale blue bolt of cursin that flew from the back office* as I was sayin afore the cursin an such, I am Ainswick, th' assistant to the ladies of the Monthly Prophet like. I would love ta give you th' full tour but the ladies are about ta sit and watch the flaming Muggle contraption called the…o called th'…telivison? Any which way, means I can clean up th' mess like, so if you don't mind ere are your editions of the newspaper, go now afore they start up over the music. Ta ta. ~Click Here to read the latest Edition.~ ~Click Here to ask Ainswick for the Archive section~ Warning: casual swearing and non standard English used (may need a dictionary or a friend who is English) :) |
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