Wow. It's Jack White instead of the Davey for once. I have that red shirt he has. Now if I only had the pants. I nearly bought some like them but they were too big and I look bad in baggy pants. Also. That's a very pretty umbrella. Parasol. Why do the guys that I think are pretty good looking always carry parasols? Like Jack White and Davey Havok? It's some weird conspiracy. Oh, true to the nature of the White Stripes, everything on this page is white, red, or black. Congratulate me.