Davey Havok Quotes Page 9
	Jade: I read Catcher in the Rye several times, good book. As for equipment breaking, that's typical, although my amp breaking at Krazyfest doesn't beat this time we were on tour with the Offspring in England. We walked out on stage at Wembley Arena in front of 11,000 people and started playing Fall Children and my amp just quit. Hunter and Adam had already started playing so they didn't want to just randomly stop, so they continued to sort of jam aimlessly while people were scrambling to get a new head set up. This sold-out arena was staring at me while I just kind of stood there like, 'Hi! I'm rad!'. Jade: We were hoping none of our fans would like the new record. Jade: Hunter's wireless is hilarious and would you be complaining if thousands of girls liked you? Besides, they're just using him to get to me. Jade: Hmm, corn nuts, I can't say I'm a big fan. I'm more of an apple pie kind of guy because it reminds me of sex and death. Jade: I have a poorly done tribal armband that I got when I was 16. I love showing it to people because it totally sucks. Jade: Jeebus! Those are great things to receive! I'd be freakin' stoked to get a lovely juice box!! Try getting a walnut. I got a damn walnut one time and it sucked. Totally. And I said, 'Hey, this damn walnut totally sucks.' Jade: In 7th grade I ordered this shampoo out of a comic book and put it in my sister's underwear drawer. Jade: Spiffy is a free-loading deadbeat kitty who sits around on my couch, watches TV all day, and eats all the Triscuits. Jade: If you've got something to say about Hanson, say it to my face! Jade: Well, the Lizzly Pizzle Stizzle definitely has a shizzle mizzle but you can't forget about the Stizzle's bizzy hizzy. Jade: I was sitting here without a shirt on, absentmindedly scratching my back with a pen for about five minutes and I just looked in the mirror and saw that I had drawn a nice mural on my back. It looks kind of like a map of Wyoming, with all the rivers and mountain ranges, or maybe a portrait of Bob Marley. Yes. Tablature. Jade: The best thing about Vegas is going out in the desert to try and dig up dead bodies. And blackjack. And playing shows. And the Pink Taco. Jade: You could be a hitman for the Scorpions, your job is to kill people and make me macaroni and cheese. Jade: Fine, if you want Davey to sneak you in, it'll probably be in some little makeup case or something, which is not nearly as comfortable. Did I mention the drum case comes with all-you-can-eat corn dogs? Jade: I use liquid eyeliner and have become quite proficient in it's application, however, I don't have much difficulty switching eyes because they're only a few inches apart. Do you have an enormous head? It's quite possible. This would explain why you have to 'reach over' to your left side. My friend has a big head, you can see it from space. Jade: I hit on your girlfriend, I hit on Davey's wife, I gave your grandpa a sponge bath, I'm down for whatever!                                                        Page Ten