Davey: I look like an inflatable fuckdoll
Davey: I dont know what the monster is. there is a monster. It happens in the studio. It happens on stage, and it's in my neck. Sometimes it happens when I'm just talking like I'd be talking to you and the monster bites me....it hurts. It's not an attempt to be wacky!
Davey: This is Davey. I'm not special.
Davey: Rabbits. You know, bunnies. If you don't look out for them, the little bastards sneak up on you and bite you and shit.
Davey: In closing, Johnny Depp is still hot, Mars Volta deserves the world and Happy Birthday Mom.
Davey: Unfortunately we forgot to use a cowbell but some of the stuff you mentioned might show up here and there. Fuck, we totally shoulda used a cowbell.
Davey: Oh shit, I lost a ring…I sure hope it's in my pocket. This motherfuckin ring…ok, I had one and it broke in half and I got another one, and now it disappeared. Continue with your interview, I’m hoping its in my pocket.
Davey: If you're gonna come up here and sing with me, don't sing the wrong words in my ear because that really fucks me up.
Davey: (pointing at the sun) Sorry about that big hot thing, it wasn't our decision
Jade: Ninjas are TOTALLY SWEET, what with all the guitar solos and flipping out and totally chopping peoples' heads off!
Interviewer: All your guys stuff is all 666 and everything so whats all that about?
Hunter: Its my phone number, I didnt want to give it away
Interviewer: so do you believe in God?
Davey: I am God.
Hunter: He believes in him (pointing to Jade) and I am an Atheist. Actually I do believe in one god, I have a picture of him (takes picture out of wallet) his name is Molo, he is the god of moles.
Interviewer: Isn't it weird to think your faces are on a lot of bedroom walls?
Davey: We don't think of ourselves in those terms. It may be true but it's hard to think of ourselves in those terms.
Hunter: I have a poster of Adam on my bedroom wall
Davey: We all have posters of Adam.
Interviewer: If you were stranded on a desert island, what one album would you want with you?
Jade: I'd build a lifeboat out of sand.
Davey: [looking confused] What?!
Interviewer-What's your spiritual background or religion?
Davey: I'm God.
Hunter: He follows him. I'm atheist.
Interviewer: Oh my god, you don't believe Davey exists?
Hunter: No.