***Modest Mouse (Are mice modest?)
***Jimmy Eat World (I don't even think that's proper grammar)
***OTown, Mytown, Youngstown, Crazy Town, etc. (what is with the towns? And aren't all of these guys from the same place? Florida?)
***3 Doors Down (You know...I like the band alright, but I mean, their name is a little...odd)
***The Goo Goo Dolls (I don't think this is too bad, but it does sound a little immature)
***The Artist Formerly Known As Prince (Ok, you know what, this isn't a band, but it's a dude, and it's weird.)
***Backstreet Boys (This is dumb. Where is the backstreet? And aren't they adults by now?)
***Bow Wow Wow (Again, a person, but this just brings the thing about dogs to mind)
***D-12 (I don't get it. It sounds like a product serial number)
***Dixie Chicks (I just...never mind)
***Echo & The Bunnymen (See, this is actually a cool name till you think about it. Bunnymen? Sounds like something I'd think up)
***Eve 6 (This is odd, because what happened to Eve 5 and Eve 4 and Eve 3 and Eve 2 and the original Eve? And did they ever exist?)
***Fatboy Slim (An oxymoron if I ever heard one)
***Korn (Just ask John's lil brother how they got the name, I think he knows, and I don't think I wanna repeat it here)
***Limp Bizkit (Limp Biscuit? What...do they have spelling issues, or IQ issues?)
***N'Sync (I dunno. Just think about it for a bit, it stops making sense)
***Nine Inch Nails (Like Edward Scissorhands? I don't know, honestly)
***Rage Against the Machine (Someone thought this up while they were smashing their computer to bits, no doubt)
***Smash Mouth (Isn't this just asking to be punched in the face?)
***Staind (I don't know, the spelling and the fact that they're stained...)
***System of a Down (I get it from System to a, and then the Down part confuses me)
***They Might Be Giants (I like this one a lot. It's a clever band name. But still...)