You've Probably Seen Them Before, But...If Ya Like 'Em...They Make Good Signatures For Emails!
***When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
***For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
***I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
***Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
***If at first you don't suceed, skydiving is probably not for you
Interruption to say what the worst famous last words are!
***What does this big red button do?
***Pull the pin and count to what?
And something my PE teacher said and then realised wasn't very smart
***Alright, line up alphabetically according to height
Alright, back to the other quotes
*** I have a mind like a steel trap; it is rusty and illegal in 47 states
*** If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!
***I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
***Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car
***On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key
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