Real: I wear my Cramps shirt almost every single day
Misheard As: I take a crap almost every single day
OR
I get cramps almost every single day
***AFI "Brownie Bottom Sundae"
Real: I'm being dragged down, for how long, I don't know.
Misheard As: I feel drunk for how long, I don't know
***AFI "The Checkered Demon"
Real: Too much, too much
Misheard As: Doomie, doomie
OR
Do me, do me
***AFI "The Checkered Demon"
Real: I'd like to bleed them all
Misheard As: I'd like to breed them all
OR
I'd like to hit them all
***AFI "Cereal Wars"
Real: I had some Erkles, liked 'em a lot.
Misheard As: Pass the soymilk to the front of the line
***AFI "The Mother In Me"
Real: But I keep it deep inside myself.
Misheard As: Staring down those pants
***AFI "Rizzo In The Box"
Real: All your misconceptions pummel me into the ground
Misheard As: These zombies follow me down into the ground
***AFI "Kung Fu Devil"
Real: Within myself, the hunger won't be subdued
Misheard As: Within myself, the hungry squirrels eat at you
***AFI "Kung Fu Devil"
Real: An emptiness wells inside of me
Misheard As: There are whales inside of me
***AFI "Your Name Here"
Real: I'm sick of shrugging off your petty little ways
Misheard As: I'm sick of doing drugs on your patio
***Blink 182 "Down"
Real: Tidal waves they rip right through me
Misheard As: Styrofoam balls rip right through me
***Green Day "I Was There"
Real: I want to make it last
Misheard As: I want to break my ass
***Linkin Park "Forgotten"
Real: In the middle of my thoughts
Mishead As: In the middle of my crotch
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