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LOTR PANTS PAGE TWO | ||||
51. "I saw pants in your future"--Elrond
52. "I am no pants!"--Eowyn 53. "But it is not today, today we pants!"--Aragorn 54. "If it's about that business with the pants, I was barely involved"--Gandalf 55. "If you trust nothing else, trust this, trust pants."--Arwen 56. "Pants? Pants are weak."--Elrond 57. "They are not coming to destroy the crops and villages of Rohan. They come to destroy it's pants."--Aragorn 58. "By nightfall these hills will be swarming with pants."--Aragorn 59. "Orcs do not usually travel in pants, yet these have done so."--Celeborn 60. "The Lord of Mordor see all--his gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth, and pants."--Saruman 61. "Your love of the halflings pants has clearly slowed your mind."--Saruman 62. "I would have gone with you to the end, into the very pants of Mordor."--Aragorn 63. "The pants must be destroyed."--Legolas 64. "Would you like me to describe it to you or shall I get you some pants?"--Legolas 65. "Women in this country learned long ago that those of us without pants can still die upon them."--Eowyn 66. "BILBO BAGGINS! I am not trying to rob you. I'm trying to pants you."--Gandalf 67. "I do not know what strength is in my pants"--Aragorn 68. "Too long have you watched my sister. Too long have you haunted her pants."--Eomer 69. "Give me your pants, horsemaster, and I shall give you mine."--Gimli 70. "Legolas, get their pants."--Aragorn 71. "Into my pants, Sam."--Legolas. 72. "What is it? What do you smell?"--Orc..."Man-pants!"--Other Orc 73. "It's the pants...they're getting heavier."--Frodo 74. "I would have followed you, my brother, my captain, my pants..."--Boromir 75. "I would have pantsed you, my brother, my captain, my king."--Boromir 76. "Your pants will be with you, Aragorn."--Legolas 77. "It is an army bred for a single purpose. To destroy the pants of men."--Aragorn 78. "Gimli, lower your pants."--Legolas 79. "...but the power of the pants could not be undone"--Galadriel (thanks to ISHMAEL) 80. "For five hundred years it poisoned his pants."--Galadriel (thanks to ISHMAEL) "Lost! My pants are lost!"--Gollum 81. "If you want pants, come and claim them!"--Arwen 82. "Frodo's not going anywhere without his pants."--Sam 83. "There's magic in these pants, right down deep, where you can't lay your hands on it."--Sam 84. "Here I must bid you lay aside your pants before you enter"--Some dude |