Interview With Emily***
	Here we are again. It's the start of ninja training season, and the super-rad ninja is teaching all the ninjas-in-training. But how do you explain why these young students listen to their trainer, Jade Puget? We asked one of the ninjas-in-training, Emily, these eleven questions. ***Note that these questions are FAKE and did not happen...they were completely from her imagination, so, no, I'm not slandering anyone! 1. What's so special about the super-rad ninja trainer?      Well, first off, he is a super-rad ninja trainer. Who could not like that? He also          likes slinkies...super-rad slinkies! 2. Emily, what do you think the super-rad ninja has taught you?     Many, many things. Such as...the super-rad squirrlie-power. Yes, it was very hard     to learn! You first had to master the use of the super-rad green ninja                         slinkie...then...*gets mobbed by insane Jade fan-girls screaming "DIE!"* 3. How do you feel about being trained by someone who has so many fan-girls? What are the drawbacks to this?     Well...let's just say that I "spontaeneously combust" from being hit with burning         branches, thrown down stairs, and as you can see; mobbed. All in all, it's great! 4. Are you the only person who's being trained by the super-rad ninja trainer. Why or why not?     I am not quite sure. For all I know, there could be a few invisible people lurking        around. 5. What is the super-rad ninja's personal life like? Do you get to hang out with him a lot?    I don't really know much about his personal life, though, he is often sneaking around drinking all the soymilk. Then Davey steals his pants, it is quite entertaining. Sometimes we hang out a lot, other times I am stuck duct-taped to a tree. You can guess who does that *cough*fangirls*cough* 6. What do you know about the toaster exchange? (see below picture)  Did you take part in it?
		All I know...is that Davey walks around with a mirror trying to exchange toasters with himself as Jade tries to make calls. Actually...there is a picture of this. You see the black thing huddled behind the wall to the left of Jade? That is me...trying to hide from fangirls. THEY ARE PLOTTING MY DEATH! 7. What's the deal with Jade's squirrel hair? Is it because he is super-rad? Does it give him super-powers?      Is is because he is super-rad. But he won't tell me if it gives him super-powers or not. I guess it is just one of his many secrets. Though, he hits himself in the eye with it a lot. NOT MY FAULT!
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