"His naaaaaaaame was Chuck"
Never jump over a fence when running away from a cop
Going to a liquor store toasted at 6pm with a cop watching probably wasn't the best idea in the world....
36 hours probably wasn't the best idea in the world....
The only thing to do is jump over the moon
The art of the all-nighter
Your body is a wonderland
Foreign boys are evil
Starbucks.
Jump around is so much more fun when you are incapable of jumping around in one place
"Words that feel good that start with the letter U?"
"Uhh....Up the butt"
Evan enjoys flipping things off
Running deer disguised as a trout swinging through the trees is a really good name
The many varities of a certain someone's under garments....
Ramen noodles and tuna really do not go together
How much cooler an apartment can become when you learn you can go on the roof
They have hot pigs, which is why they're Babes.
Jesus loves you
Seaweed is fun!
Rolly polly fishheads are never seen drinking cappucino in Italian restaurants with oriental women. yeah...
It's amazing how the smallest little thing really can become so interesting when you have so much stuff to do.
Pickles really do glow!
Chilly Chileans really do eat chilly Chilean chile when they're chilly in Chile.
30 N. Orchard will always have a special place in my heart...
Stealing is fun.... especially from random bathrooms.
There really was no Halloween....well, for some people.
Wisconsin is not in Ohio. Or near Buffalo.
Lindsey is not allowed to burn candles anymore.
Cranberries are fun!
"Chew a chunk out of my butt and choke on it" is a good phrase to use
Mmmmm.....Caffiene.....
Plastic shot glasses are precious
"I don't get it"
Special gummy bears are a good snack
Ewan loves me
Even though the sign in the laundromat down the street says, "Change machines are for patrons only" that it is ok to use it anyway.
If Jill is going to puke on someone, she'll puke on me
Mice are Lynn's best friend
Safe walk parties may in fact involve losing one's shoe....
Anime will never get finished...
Santa does not belong in a blender
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