I only smoke weed when I need to

And I need to get some rest

I confess, I burnt a hole in the mattress

Yes, yes, it was me, I plead guilty

And on the count of three I pull back the duvet

Make my way to the refrigerator

One dry potato inside, no lie

Not even bread, jam

When the light above my head went bam!

I can't sleep, something's all over me

Greasy, insomnia please release me

And let me dream about making mad love on the heath

Tearing off tights with my teeth

But there's no relief

I'm wide awake in my kitchen

It's dark and I'm lonely

Oh, if I could only get some sleep

Creeky noises make my skin creep

I need to get some sleep

I can't get no sleep....