Hey ya'll, just sitting at work this fine rainy Friday morning and it kind of sounds like camping this weekend is not happening, oh well, worse things have happened, just going to have to rip it up right here in this fine city once again.
DEF LEPPARD UPDATE:
I am now proud to announce that I am a member of the Def Leppard Fan Club, why did I join that you ask. The reason being is so I could get tickets to their concert in August before they went on sale to the general public on ticketmaster. So I got three tickets, and they are on the floor, row 7. Unfortunatly I have already promised those two other seats to people, I think you know who you are, Jordan and LM.
As for other doings in the life of Rob, I just saw Star Wars Episode 3 and was quite impressed how everything shaped together.
Movie GOOD, price of hot dog and fries before the movie BAD
Hey people I'm back for the 2006 editions of Hogwash, and since about 7 months ago when I last did a hogwash post, quite a bit has happened.
About six months ago I finally left the parents house and headed out on my own, yep it finally happened. I may have moved out, but I did not neccesarily move far. I live across from the Market Mall Safeway in the Varsity Place apartment building. Just for anybody who didn't know that already.
So my bachelor pad is coming along nicely, living by myself for now, but I have a feeling it may be only a matter of time before the girly friend may decide to move in. We'll see how things go.
I'm still working on becoming a rock and roll star, but with my schedule of working night shifts at the hospital and computer classes during the weeknights it becomes quite tough to find time to practice except for on the weekends, but I expect if your reading this you probably know what the weekends are for as well. Glug Glug
I hope to get some new pictures up on here, I'm quite sure the regular people who used to visit this site before I started slacking off would be grateful to see pictures other then our Toronto pictures from two summers ago and those random ones which are probably 3 or 4 years old by now.
Any hoodle, hope to keep this site updated regularly, we'll see how it goes.
Later Yo
I would like to thank LM for the reminder of Big Mike doing his first keg stand, I must of completely forgot the whole summer. The Coco parties, as they are every year, always seem to be a big blur.
Anyways, my theory is that if you need three people on each leg for a guy to do a keg stand you most likely should not have pressured him into agreeing to do it. Needless to say, Big Mike lasted about five seconds and took a little tumble on the balcony after peoples arms gave out attempting to hold him up.
Poor Bransby didn't have much luck either as the whole tub which the keg was in decided to go for a ride with him when Bransby wiped out, all in all it was just a humdinger of a good laugh, I don't think anybody has ever done so many keg stands as we did that night.
Another gut wrenchingly funny moment from one of the Coco parties was when Jordan was attempting a threesome in the basement and of course my fellow cohorts united downstairs to laugh and take pictures with Jordan and his two broads underneath the covers, another great laugh. Especially when someone stole his clothes.
ROB'S LUCKIEST PERSON OF THE WEEK:
Caroline for being able to eat solid food and not having any pain, two days after having all four wisdom teeth wrenched from her mouth. I think most of us know how much agony we were going through two days after our teeth were yanked.
So last Friday I saw one of the greatest movies to come out on video recently, Wedding Crashers. I would have to say Vince Vaughn is one of the funniest men alive. If it wasn't for the 20 minutes or so of standard romantic sap you'll find in any movie nowadays, it could have very well been the best movie of all time. I give it a four out of five.
Any hoodle, that was Friday night. Saturday night a conglomerate of elite indivduals went out to the Back Alley for Jordan's birthday. It was a typical Alley birthday night for us with Jordan getting shot after shot from the scantily clad, holster your bottles, shooter girl.
I learned first hand that those girls who dress up as nurses are pure evil. One of them comes up to me, tilts my head back and feeds me a shot, then says I have to buy one from the shooter girl on the bar, of course there is a catch.
She then proceeds to give me another shot and I say, NO, screw that I'm not buying another shot from the girl that walks on the bar all night. They said Ok then told me to face the bar, I did just that. Then this other nurse girl with glasses grabs my hips, pulls them out and starts spanking me as hard as she can with this giant paddle. I turn around like WTF. I guess it happened to a few other guys around me too and they were all having a good laugh. Needless to say Coco was having a good laugh as well.
Anyways, it was a fun night, Jordan was under control for once, Jennas friend Natalie drove my car around so us drunks could do just that and hey no fighting by Jordan or Coco, which I thought was quite a shocker.
Rob's Weekly Waste of Money:
$30.00 on a how to convert vhs to dvd book.
Hmm, five years of computer classes, I don't think I need a textbook to tell me how to do this simple task
Don't ask me why I bought it, I thought it was going to be hard for some reason
Ok, first of all I got two problems with this deal we call society.
First one is, if I ran the world banks would be open 24/7. Royal Bank calls me yesterday about noon, I was sleeping of course and they tell me that there is a security issue with my debit card and to get a hold of my branch asap. I don't get the message until five o clock and of course the oh so important bank people are not working at that time so now I am sitting at work in the middle of the night just wondering what could have gone wrong because I checked and it appears I have not lost any money.
The second problem is the people that live below me. Ok ok, so one night a couple weekends ago my music may have been a bit loud, I can admit it, but I know for a fact that it was not loud last weekend and for this couple who has gotta be around my age to not have the jewels to come tell me to my face to keep it down and decide to complain their little pansy ass faces to the almighty landlord is just a load of crap. How about I just prance around like a ballerina so my excruciatinly loud footsteps from above don't interrupt your beauty sleep. How would you like that huh.
And who is the guy at sait who decides that they are going to change the day of my one class three times from Tuesday to Monday to Thursday.
Anyways, yes, that was my vent, on a happier note, this week has had is upsides. I got a 100 percent on my cascading style sheets final project and should have about the same on my javascript project as well, hopefully.
Rob's Weekly Waste Of Money:
$12.00 on shipping and handling from amazon for a John Lennon cd which cost $20.00 to begin with.
So I hope that with my lack of updates that people are still coming to this site of mine. I know Coco and LM are still interested, oooh, two people. One of these days in the near future I'm going to start up another page for my immediate family, most likley to be called themoultons.ca or moultons.ca one of those.
I'm really hesitant now a days to put any of our wild and wacky adventures on this site of ours because of fellow relatives visiting the site, and they don't even sign the guestbook, the nerve. Maybe I should put in a password to enter the site, hmmm.
Friday is one of the greatest times of the year if you ask me, next to Stampede week of course. Its St Patricks Day and I'm sure that I will be at a local drinking establishment, probably downtown with the Bransby if some people would like to join. So being that the only people that are going to read this are the Lethbridgians and Coco, that message is for you. I was going to go to Lethbridge but didn't want to waste money on gas and also waste precious Guinness drinking time on driving
So as this hog washing was not one of my funnier ones I promise to have a few more stories and hopefully some good pictures next time I do an update
Random Rush Lyric of The Week:
I get home at 5 o clock
And I take myself out a nice, cold beer
Always seem to be wonderin'
Why theres nothin' goin' down here