Kuzek is a Saskatchewan native wit hobbies that include coaching baseball, playing hockey, golf and coming out with us to pound back a few wobblies.
Unfortunatly the Kuzek is leaving us for a job in Houston coming up pretty soon so somebody is going to have to take over the reigns as chief bitch ass. Kuzek elected myself as the next man in charge of that title and gave me words of wisdom that I would like to share with all of you. The way to really stab somebody in the back is compliment them twice and hit them with the insult immediatly afterwards. Just when they think your being nice to them......BOOM!!!!!!!
Back on the topic of hobbies, one of his favorites is beating me at everything I challenge him to. Golf, darts, pool, basketball, pretty much you name it, hes beat me at it. But, unfortunatly, again he is moving away so somebody else will have to play for the big dollar a hole in golf this year.....Heres looking at you Allardyce and Bransby.
The Kuzek family is one of similarities. Being that you can pretty much pick one out of a crowd of 20,000 quite easily. I mean you wouldn't ever think that out of how ever many boys are in that family that all of them would have the exact same shnoz. They kind of remind me of the Sutter family in the NHL, just not as successful.
Anyways, its time for the 3 FAMOUS MOMENTS!!!!
1.) Moment number one took place quite recently after having a few wobblies at the local watering hole. Allardyce, Bransby, Kuzek and myself took part in the monday night football game at Bugaboos and afterwards decided to take a little trip on the c train. Once arriving at Brentwood Kuzek decided it was time to go drop a deuce by the old dumpster before venturing off downtown. The rest of us, not thinking of course, just jumped on the train without Kuzek leaving him stranded at Brentwood by himself. But he was doing ok, except that of course there was no toilet paper around the dumpster so he could clean himself up. Soooooooo, he decides to grab the nearest thing to him, a dirty glove which god knows how long that has been sitting there. Atta boy Kuz. Lets all just hope that somebody did not do the same thing with the same glove in the future.
2.) Moment number two took place a long time ago back in high school. We all took part in one of Lauren's ex boyfriend Gavin's parties. It was pretty much just a shit show. But if anybody remembers Kuzek back in the day, you remember him as the puking rally king. He would never hold back thats for sure. This night was especially not kind for him. After a good amount of partying had been commenced Kuzek doing the standard thing for that time goes barreling through anybody who got in his way and doesn't quite make it to the bathroom. About four people got hit that night by the pucking machine, including myself, and trust me, trying to pick up girls with a bottle of rum in your system and vomit on the bottom of your pants is not possible, I don't care who you are. Oh, and let me mention that about 8 pairs of shoes were presented with a little parting gift for whoever owned them. And finally, this little tid bit I got from Kirstin Hewer, this was just before Kuzek and Kirstin starting going out and when Kuzek was laying there hugging the porcelien god, Bransby goes up to Kirstin and says, "Hey, he really likes you, you know"
3.)Ok so moment number 3 took some thought but who can ever forget the altercations between the Kuzek and the Button. Now we all know how if your not used to it that Kuzek can get under your skin correct. Well Kuzek has a knack of getting under Buttons skin quite easy. In one of our trips to go visit Little Moults and crew in Lethbridge we had just exited one of the pubs down there and started to walk back towards the house. At this point Kuzek has had a few wobblies and starts to cut down Button. Button just snaps and instead of trying to fight Kuzek he takes on the glass door of the local Macs convenience store. Punches right through it and upsets the macs store owner who calls the police but by the time the cops showed up we were all long gone. I do remember Curtis was still around that area at the time and found it quite funny when he came out of the bar and saw the broken glass and police and to realize later it was good old Button who started all that mess. But don't worry, its all being blamed on Kuzeks sass talk.
Well thats it for Kuzeks profile