For those of you that know the Allardyce, other then being known as a big eater and drinker, he is also, on most occasions "full of shit" some theories that have come out of the Mike mouth have been quite the good laugh for all of us. For example......"Man, this truck is falling apart, do you hear that, shit man, this thing is on its last legs." He said that about three years ago and the truck still runs fine. But, who can blame him when his old man acts like hes 22 himself.
Its now time for a little segment that I like to call
THE TOP THREE INFAMOUS MOMENTS!!!!!
This will consist of the persons top three most famous points of glory
#1 - With the party hitting the climactic point of the night, people are getting a little obliterated, things are happening that you would not usually see any other time, people are doing things that they will regret the next day. It was a cool winter night at the Jennifer Broten household in grade 11 and a group of people were sitting in a room with no lights on...in most instances people with dirty minds would automatically think of something else, but, no thats not what was happening. In this room, Mike, sitting in the corner with his drink, yelling at the top of his lungs....."ITS TIME TO GO TO YANISHES HOUSE FOR THE CHANGING OF THE SOCKS!!!" It is now 6 years later and still nobody knows who Yanish is, and why we are going to his house.
#2 - The second moment of glory takes place downtown after yet another gong show ten cent drink night at the Fox In Ferkin. Although I was not actually there to see this stunt, I'm going to tell it as best as I can. Now, after starting to drink at 8 o clock and having many, many drinks. Mike meets up with his friend Conner and some other friends of his and a girl who he lends his jacket too. They all then proceed to exit the bar and hop into the back of a truck, everybody that is except for Mike. They decide to not let him get into the truck and Mike, believing he is invincible at this point chases after the truck to retrieve his jacket and grabs onto the back of this vehicle and proceeds to get dragged by the truck for about two blocks until he lets go. Conner eventually gave Mike his jacket back.
#3 - Moment number three is just one of the many exciting times that happen in Pentiction BC. For this story, keep in mind that Mike is about 6 foot 6 and around 300 pounds. Well, long story short, imagine a man this size sitting on a high pressure sprinkler in the middle of the night. For a picture of the after effects, take a look at the pictures page and take note of the first Mike picture.
Well, in a nut shell, that is a brief description of Mike Allardyce and three of his countless famous moments. I apologize for any mistakes that are made in the stories MIke, but thats pretty much the jist it.