Contest Rules:
1. All applicants must be in good standing with Maryville Corp., Scooterbute Industries, and all affilated organizations (including, but not limited to: JuneFrune Wrecking and Fertilizing, AJ's Miscellaneous Cord Manufacturing, Cathy's House Plant Control Services, and The Sahara Jones' Hair Experience)
2. Invalid Applicants will be shot or vomitted upon on sight.
3. Entries must be spelling and grammar checked, or written in Haiku format.*
* Does not apply to anything written by me, as I am an engineering and am exempt from the laws of English or any language, realm, or person. Ha ha! |