A Perfect Score. A Film Can Get No Higher Marks Than 5 reels. If you got 5 reels, you did good. Then again, I do LOVE movies.The Best Of The Best.
A Great Film All Around. Enjoyable, Entertaining, Downright Good. The Typical Rating For A Good Movie. Pretty Much The Normal Rating For The Movie Lover.
Eh, Could Have Been Better. I Mean, How Much More Time Would It Have Taken To Make This Movie Go ALL THE WAY! Still Not Terrible, But Not Overly Good Either.
Man, This Is Where It's Sucks To Be A Movie Lover. A Movie That Gets This Rating Probably Had A Lot Going For It, But Just Didn't Hold Up To The Test. A Shameful Rating.
What, In The Great Name Of Zeus' Butthole Were They Thinking! A Movie With This Rating Should Have No Rightful Place On This Earth Except In The Trash Can. Don't Even Bother With HBO.
THE RATINGS GUIDE:
Being The Movie Lover is no easy task. To find a decent way of telling someone about a movie while not completely giving up the entire thing is a rather difficult achivement. For that specific purpose, The Movie Lover has devised a new system for reviewing the films of this world. Not Only will he give it a rating based on it being a film in general, but he will also give it a rating based on how it measures up to some of the best films in it's specific genre. Hopefully this more specific ratings scale will help define the right movie for you and anyone else who may be seeing it with you. REMEMBER: These reviews are based strictly on opinion, they are in no way factual. These revies are just The Movie Lover telling you how good the movie was in his won opinion. Please do not hold The Movie Lover responsible for any dislikes or disagreements you may have.
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