MY QUOTES

Ami has her own quote page that she would like to share if anyone wants to take her own quote and use it for themselves. (But, if you dare, I will kill you... jk!) Read at your own risk, Ami is not responsible for any damage costs.

"Nine out of ten teens agree that the remaining one out of the ten should just chill out."

"Warning! Not responsible for lost or broken hearts!"

"So... in other words, there's nothing left to say."

"I don't care what you're doing, such as the idiotic way you're doing it."

"If you end up eating me, you'll get ulcers in your brain and uterine cancer in the lungs!"

"I'll satisfy you but it could kill you."

"If anything could be easily summed up into the word 'scary' it would be me."

"As long as the world is supplied with a vast amount of cheesecake and Playstations, I'm happy!"

"Being gifted is hard..."

"Eat me I'm a tator tot!"

"Your eyes allow you to look out into the world, but it also lets the world look into you."

"If you have killed an unarmed man, think of this. He should have armed himself."

"I have made a big discovery. There is a strong connection between heroes and hairspray!"

"Ah, the dumber the person will be, the easier do they fall."

"I'm in a bad mood today, so if you like breathing, I suggest you quit talking."

"If you die, I die too, and right now I have a very strong desire to live!"

"With this bullet I thee wed, then I blew off her fucking head."

"Well, if I go, I'll lose my life... and I got that for free!"

"There are many like me who have killed their emotions. Remember that."

"Thou art such a pain in the- hey! I'm starting to talk like you!"

"You people sound like chapters from a self-help book!"

"Run run, or you'll be well done!"

"People are ignorant. They'll feel better if someone is punished."

"What I have shown you is reality. What you remember, is the illusion."

"The gate of tomorrow is not the light of heaven, but the darkness in the depths of this Earth."

"A professional isn't someone who sacrifices himself for the job. That's just a fool."

"If you need something else, talk to my secretary."

"If this is a dream, then don't wake me up!"

"Shut up dammit, you're making me sober!"

"... siht daer naht od ot retteb gnihton evah I"

"Only a moron would try to kill something that's already dead!"

"Every night has its day... every forever has its end... I think."

"Dammit! You're alive! Hmm, we're going to have to do something about that."

"All I want is world peace... or a piece of the world."

"Reinforcements? Hello, I AM the reinforcements!"

"Ahh the sweet taste of fresh ai- hack! Oooh bug! Hak!! Hack!"

"There is really no end unless you're looking at Al Gore's ass."

"Damn... I think I just lost my sense of humor."

"Remember this, whatever you give into life, it gives back times three."

Did I miss anything? Make sure I didn't, send all other quotes to me at my e-mail!