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Raindrops on roses...and titties on women.
Belay that order, Captain. I said, at the current rate. Given the rise in barometric pressure over the past hour, I’d estimate a  71% chance of the storm easing within 45 minutes, and an even chance of it stopping altogether. Provided you maintain your present course, I’d say that the chances of the storm continuing at this rate for 127 minutes are less than 4%.
I'll be blowed.
This page is for the men who go down to the sea in ships. And for my dog, Nelson. Click here for more Nelson pictures.
"Van Haren, if you hit me that hard again, I'm gonna kill you."
On an infield fly, the batter is declared out. No other runner is forced to advance.
SWF, bi-curious, seeks multiple lesbian or bi-curious WFs for long walks, quiet dinners, videotaping, photography, plaster casting and non-dairy whipped toppings.
I'm a research chemist. I did my thesis on Dr. Berzelius and the isolation of silicon. I’m also into mountain climbing and extreme sports. Is anyone out there?
No show is complete without Steve Van Haren shamelessly mugging to the audience.  Love you, Steve!
These are all shots from the short play I directed for "Computers In Love," called "Sonata For Internet."
Micheal Hermann and Steve Van Haren.
Guiliana Miolo.
Steve Van Haren and Shelly Johnson.
Deanna Reed and Carmine "The Dog" Brigante.
Doug Reed and Steve Van Haren.
Deanna Reed selling her soul to Shelly Johnson for the infield fly rule.
Van Haren and Johnson.
Micheal Hermann.
Van Haren and audience member.
2/23/02