~Monologue~
Cast: Pappa as himself

Rumba as Mr. Impatient

Pappa: Thank you! This is a strange and scary place for me to be right now… I mean, I used to be in the cast of “Beanieday Night Live”. Yeah! I know! I was in the cast back when it was in the Beanie Zoo, and now we’ve moved to Beanie Trade Pals. I know it’s still the same stuff, but in a different group. I mean, we’ve had a long hiatus. Seadog retired, so now he’s not in the cast anymore, which means somebody else is doing “Weekend Update”. Bo and Tubbo are gone, so no more Today Show. I mean, it’s tough to start fresh. So, I brought a friend with me to tell me about the future of Beanieday Night Live. Please welcome, my good friend, Mr. Impatient!

Mr. Impatient: Hello, Pappa! I found out from Mr. Beanwell in advance about what’s going on with Beanieday Night Live. The new cast members are supposed to be 88 percent funnier than the old cast!

Pappa: Are you serious? Even funnier than me when I did the Ahmet Zappa impression?

Mr. Impatient: Even funnier.

Pappa: No way! What else?

Mr. Impatient: I just found out also that Ty Warner has agreed to make a surprise appearance at Beanie Trade Pals for the next chat!

Pappa: Oh my god! THE Ty Warner?

Mr. Impatient: Yes! He’s going to play the greedy neighbor in a parody of “Method and Red”!

Pappa: Awesome! Anything else?

Mr. Impatient: The Chubbley Bears will go out of business.

Pappa: Wait, what does that have to do with Beanieday Night Live?
Mr. Impatient: I just hate Chubbley Bears. I can’t believe there’s still plenty of them.

Pappa: Actually, I haven’t heard from them. I haven’t been able to log on to their web site.

Mr. Impatient: Are you serious?

Pappa: Serious as serious can be.

Mr. Impatient: I gotta check this!

Pappa: Mr. Impatient, everybody! We’ve got a great chat for you tonight! And since you all came, you get Trade Pal Bucks! So stick around, we’ll be right back!