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Cast: Eggbert as herself

Eggs III, Dippy, and Grace as the Dixie Hares

Announcer: You’re watching Egg-TV, the place where chickens can catch up on today’s hottest music videos. Here’s your veejay, Eggbert.

Eggbert: What’s up, people! It’s Eggbert! As you know, many music artists like R.E.M., Lenny Kravitz, and the Beastie Boys have caught up with anti-war statements in their music protesting the war on Iraq, but we haven’t heard from the farm animal community yet to protest against the war on Chubbley Bears. They probably will never because they’re too cheep. Is that a typo on the cue card? Okay, no. Anyway, we have a world premiere video from the Dixie Hares, which was directed by Dave Meyers, for their controversial new song, “Just So You Know”.

Dixie Hares (singing): “Easter’s coming tomorrow and we’re fighting a war on bears,

And for those who can’t hear us, this is closed-captioned for the hearing-impaired,

Just so you know, we come from Chicago, and we’re ashamed,

Because that’s the same place Ty Warner comes from!

We don’t like Ty because he isn’t doing a good job, and frankly, we don’t care!
Radio stations boycott us and we don’t even care!
We’re not even wearing underwear!
Why don’t you write about that, you stupid tabloids?

Just so you know, we come from Chicago, and we’re ashamed,

Because that’s the same place Ty Warner comes from!”

Grace: And just so you know, we can’t think of anything else to say, so LIVE FROM THE BEANIE ZOO, IT’S BEANIEDAY NIGHT!