~Boring Political Talk~
Cast: Smartest as Boring Political

Pappa as Dandy Bandy

Dippy as Dipsy Doodle

Boring Political: Welcome to “Boring Political Talk”. I’m Boring Political. Please don’t laugh. This really was my birth name. My parents thought I was boring because I never cried, never wet my pants, and instead of “Rugrats” I used to watch Larry King. Anyway, let’s get to the show. We have here with us the country music duo Dandy and Dipsy to talk about how the war on Chubbley Bears has affected the music they perform. Dandy Bandy and Dipsy Doodle, everyone.

Dandy Bandy: Thank you.

Dipsy Doodle: Thanks for havin’ us, Boring.

Boring Political: You’re welcome. Anyway, country music today is mostly about patriotism. Could you tell us how you’re taking part in this?
Dandy Bandy: Well, we never sing songs about the good in Chubbley Bears, and we talk bad against do-badders like that young’un George, that other young’n Chunky…

Dipsy Doodle: And we don’t invite the CEO of Chubbley to our dinner parties.

Boring Political: So, tell us a little about your new album, “If You See a Chubbley, Shoot ‘Um”.

Dipsy Doodle: Um, we basically have a love ballad on there called “Hero” dedicated to the Hero Beanie Babies fighting in Eaton Socon.

Dandy Bandy: And we have another one called “Eat Dirt, Spruce” which says, “We’ll put a tack in your rump, it’s the Beanie way”.

Boring Political: Patriotic. Anyway, what do you think of the Dixie Chicks? First they say they’re ashamed President Bush is from Texas, then they’re interviewed by Diane Sawyer, then they pose nude on the cover of “Entertainment Weekly”, and now they say they’re ashamed that Liberty is a USA exclusive?
Dandy Bandy: The Dixie Chicks should act more like us and appreciate their homeland. This is why we’ll be donating each and every penny from our album sales to the USO.

Dipsy Doodle: Wait, we didn’t agree on that. You’re supposed to let me know everything you do.

Dandy Bandy: Why? Why should you? This is good!
Dipsy Doodle: Cheating on me isn’t! During our tour you kept flirtin’ with Lee Ann Womack!
Dandy Bandy: She hoped I would dance.

Dipsy Doodle: I hope she don’t love you no more!

Boring Political: I guess we’ll end it here because we aren’t sticking with our name. This is Boring Political Talk, and I, apparently, think this is too interesting for me. Thank you for watching and forget you if you didn’t. And LIVE FROM THE BEANIE ZOO, IT’S BEANIEDAY NIGHT!