~In-Flight Entertainment~
Cast: Mystic as flight attendant

Smartest as passenger 1

Tubbo as passenger 2

Bo as passenger 3

Muddy as passenger 4

Mother as passenger 5

Flight attendant: Hope you enjoy your flight, sir.

Passenger 1: Thank you, ma’am, but there’s one thing I’m concerned about, um… what do you call it… the in-flight movie.

Flight attendant: I’m sorry?
Passenger 1: Well, you see, I don’t want to see the movie you’re showing.

Flight attendant: These films are as picked by the airline company. It’s their choice to show these movies.

Passenger 1: But this movie you’re showing got bad reviews by the media, and is more of a… well, chick flick.

Flight attendant: Oh, yeah, we’re showing “What a Glow Wants”.

Passenger 1: I don’t want to see that. Don’t you have any action movies or any of those…

Flight attendant: Um, no. We don’t show action movies. Um, if you want, I can substitute that for “Legally Bloom”.

Passenger 1: Ugh. Thank god they retired her already.

Flight attendant: But that’s all we’ve got. Sorry.

Passenger 1: I’ll hook myself up to that suicide thing you guys have.

Flight attendant: Have a nice flight. Welcome to flight 999.

Passenger 2: Miss, I don’t like the provided in-flight entertainment you’re going to have for the flight. Come on – I have to sit through “Two Beaks Notice”?
Flight attendant: Yes, because we’re showing that if you buy the headsets.

Passenger 2: Then I’m not buying that. I’ll bore myself. I don’t care. I’ll wait for the airline peanuts and the sodas.

Flight attendant: As you wish. Have a nice flight. Hello, and welcome to flight 999.

Passenger 3: Hello. I hate to discourage you, but you have some bad taste in the in-flight entertainment. I mean, either “What a Glow Wants” or “Mom-E in Manhattan”?
Flight attendant: I liked “Mom-E in Manhattan”.

Passenger 3: That’s cause you’re a woman! What else do you have – “Sweet Home Aruba”? “A Grunt Thing”? “Goat Trip”? You pick some lame movies for a good airline!

Flight attendant: Then if you want to watch what you want to watch, buy yourself your own plane.

Passenger 3: I just might do that! Goodbye!
Flight attendant: Have a nice flight. Welcome to flight 999.

Passenger 4: I’m having trouble here…

Flight attendant: Let me guess – the in-flight entertainment.

Passenger 4: No. I’m sitting with a clean person, and I’m a dirty little rascal. That, and the in-flight entertainment.

Flight attendant: Oh, here we go again.

Passenger 4: The selection of movies – “Ally and Eggbert”? “From Jester to Kirby”? What is this – the women’s choice of movies here?
Flight attendant: I’m sorry, but what’s being shown is what’s being shown. There’s nothing I can do about that.

Passenger 4: Then I’ll go dirty myself up while you show your stupid romance flicks!
Flight attendant: Grump. Welcome to flight 999.

Passenger 5: Um, when’s the next showing of “Mom-E in Manhattan”?

Flight attendant: You want to see that? Finally.

Passenger 5: Yeah. How much for those headsets?

Flight attendant: Six bucks.

Passenger 5: Rip-off! I’ll rent it at Blockbuster when I land.

Flight attendant: Go do that.