~Monologue~

Cast: Snowgirl as herself

Snowgirl: Thank you! I am so proud to be hosting the first “Beanieday Night Live” chat! You see, I was just finishing a little stand-up with Squealer, and he taught me a lot, like how you can make the audience laugh just by going oink-oink. Anyway, I’m glad to be here. I almost couldn’t make it, since there were terrible snowstorms in the east coast. I mean, what’s up with that? You make such a big deal out of a rainy day but more out of a snowy day? I mean that’s so dumb! You see, precipitation is precipitation, but I don’t like it if it doesn’t snow. If it’s sunny, I melt. If it’s rainy, I freeze. This is why I retired and moved to Alaska. Not a lot of blizzards there, not a lot of storms, but at least you can walk to school. Or take a dog sled to work. Wouldn’t you love that, instead of having to take a driver’s ed. course? Well, the other Beanies caught up in that nasty weather can’t be here tonight to host, but I am! I don’t care if I melt in the first sketch ‘cause we’ve got a great chat for you! Stick around; we’ll be right back!