~MSNBC: The War On Chubbley Bears~
Cast: Snowgirl as Tom Snowkaw
Hodgepodge as Bone Phillips
Carnation as Catty Couric
Woody as Chunky
Baby Boy as Sleepy Head
Dublin as Spruce
Tom Snowkaw: (in Tom Brokaw
voice) Good evening, I’m Tom Snowkaw, and welcome to MSNBC: The War On Chubbley
Bears. Tonight, we’re investigating on the long-running hunt to stop the invasion
of the Beanie Babies market from the greatest force known to Beanies: the
Chubbley Bears.
Tom Snowkaw: The Viking
attacks, the Civil War, and the Persian Gulf thing were bad, but this event has
affected every Beanie Baby and Buddy there is. Who knows what these cuter, more
adorable British bears can do to outsell us? We now go live to Bone Phillips
for upcoming details.
Bone Phillips: Thank you, Tom.
Woof-woof. The Chubbley Bears are planning an attack to drop a giant love bomb
into a building and everyone who gets caught in the blast buys them. We would
like to try to attack them back, but the Beanie soldiers drafted are cowards.
The Chubbley Bears are harder to catch than Punxsutawn-E Phil at the Chamber of
Commerce, and these soldiers don’t even realize it!
Tom Snowkaw: And truly, your “woof-woof” comment is the greatest comment
of the generation.
Bone Phillips: “Woof-woof”? Oh,
yeah. Woof-woof.
Des103096: I wonder if there is a musical
guest tonight?
Sneakysly2002: yes you from waht we have been
hearing
Bone Phillips: Anyway, I just got word that Beanie soldiers are going through training, and these soldiers are afraid that the Chubbley Bears will make them common forever. I actually sent a letter to the Chubbley company saying, “Please don’t make Chubbley Dogs”. (sniffs for bombs)
Tom Snowkaw: Now, I believe
you are sniffing something.
Bone Phillips: My boss wanted me
to sniff for bombs. The Chubbleys could turn me into a bear. What do you think
of that?
Tom Snowkaw: It would be the greatest moment in my generation. Anyway,
let’s talk to you later and see what Catty Couric has going on.
Bruiserbridget318: meow
Bone Phillips: No, please! Not
the cat! Not the…
Sneakysly2002: lol
Tom Snowkaw: Ha-ha-ha! Great
stuff! Anyway, Catty, what’s going on where you are?
Catty Couric: I’m right where
the action is going on now. I’m here live at Chubbley Bears Headquarters where
they make all the Chubbley Bears. Beanies are currently in here looking for the
department so they can disable them. Ty is asking the company to disarm or he
will isolate them.
Bruiserbridget318: get um
Tom Snowkaw: Good plan, but
will it work?
Catty Couric: Probably no. But I think the Chunky Chubbley Bear just
died.
Des103096: I got a question mr Beanwell?
Bruiserbridget318: boo hoo
Chunky: Ugh-ugh-ugh! (moves
around, dizzy) 101 years old and getting too old to fight! (drops dead)
Catty Couric: I have just witnessed what could be the greatest moment
for… oh no, another one!
Chunky: You Beanie or Chubbley?
Catty Couric: Uh… look, it’s Royal Blue Peanut!
Chunky: Where? I don’t see no Royal Blue Peanut!
Tom Snowkaw: Let’s go back to
Bone Phillips in a doghouse in New York.
Bone Phillips: Tom, Sleepy Head
is sleeping outside my doghouse! As you can see, no soldiers are around, and as
this is live, many can call up now to get police to come and track him down!
Woof-woof! Hot diggity dog!
Sleepy Head: (yawns) DOG!
Bone Phillips: BEAR!
(both run around scared)
Des103096: cool……
Tom Snowkaw: That was the
worst moment of my generation. Catty, you still there?
Catty Couric: Yes, Tom, and as I am still in Chubbley Bears
Headquarters, a Spruce Chubbley Bear is attacking a soldier right now. I will
try to make conversation with it. HEY, SPRUCE!
Spruce: Who this be?
Catty Couric: Slave master.
Spruce: You ugly.
Catty Couric: You should look
in the mirror… oh, wait, they all cracked!
Spruce: Wait… you’re a Beanie! Chubbleys, attack!
Catty Couric: Reporting live from Chubbley Bears Headquarters, Catty
Couric, MSNBC! Somebody call 911!
Bruiserbridget318: oh no,it’s mr. phil
Tom Snowkaw: Ha-ha-ha! Truly, a great generation. We’ll be right back.