~Monologue~

Cast: Sidekick as himself

Sidekick: Thank you! I am so glad to be here hosting “Beanieday Night Live”! I was invited to come here because I am currently leading the February 2003 Info Beanie polls, and if I am elected, I will be the first to be elected twice! I was first elected in August 2002, and it was so great working with all those Beanies. Mattie is currently working as a guard cat, scaring away crooks. And, uh, Gizmo’s in the army now. It was so fun teaching him about Maritime Signal Flags. My best friend Bandito is in the cast now. It was so great to work with him. I mean, it’s more fun when he doesn’t shed his fur. This month’s Info Beanie, Flaky, is also in the cast, and by Flaky, I hope he doesn’t mean, “I have dandruff. Please buy me Head and Shoulders.” He supported me because I was going to be Info Beanie for a second time, and he thought it would be great if I came here so I could appeal to the younger collectors. However, after talking to him, I had to be treated for fleas and dandruff. I’m a little disappointed because I won’t get to go to any more concerts, but since it’s close to Valentine’s Day, I can show off my own talents and post love songs. I promise I won’t copy anything off Shania Twain. But one thing I really enjoyed while I was Info Beanie was playing that game where I made up sentences out of the Beanies’ names. I’ll do it with some of the cast members: RUSTY – Red Unicorns Stopped Talking Yesterday. WOODY – Whales Or Orcas Dry Yams. SEADOG – Silly Elephants And Dogs Or Giraffes. DUBLIN – Do U Blink Late In Newport? HODGEPODGE – Harry Or Dave, Get Ernie Popcorn Or Dave Gets Eaten. Clever, but dumb. If you liked that, we’ve got a great show for you! We’ll be right back!