~Dora the Explorer~
Baby Girl as Dora

Carnation as Boots

Woody as Map

Baby Boy as Backpack

Sly as Swiper

Rusty as police officer

Bandito as Ty Warner

Dora: Hi, kids! I’m Dora, and I’m an explorer! This is my monkey friend, Boots! And today, we’re going to try to explore so we can get to Ty Headquarters!

Boots: Yeah, I love Ty Headquarters! It’s a great place to eat coconuts and drink watermelon juice…

Dora: It’s not an island.

Boots: But can we still have coconuts?
Dora: Ty will have plenty of baked beans for us. Anyway, kids, it’s time for you to play along with us. We need to look for Ty Headquarters, and we need the map to help us out! Can you say “map”?

Boots: Say map! Say map!

Dora: What’s wrong with you children? Come on, already! Say map! Fine, I’ll say it myself: map.

Map: (singing) “I’m the map, I’m the map, I’m the map, I’m the map, I’m the…” (coughs) I’m getting too old for this. Anyway, Dora and Boots need to get to Ty Headquarters, and I know the best way how… they should take Route 66 into Beanie Road and then reach Ty Headquarters! Kids, say it with me: Route 66… Beanie Road… Ty Headquarters! Don’t tell me you don’t know how to pronounce “headquarters”!
Dora: Thank you, you smelly paper. Anyway, I think we’ve got it – Route 66, Beanie Road, Ty Headquarters! Everyone, sing with me:

Dora/Boots: (rhythmically) Route 66, Beanie Road, Ty Headquarters! Route 66, Beanie Road… (both cough)

Boots: I don’t feel good.

Dora: I think you need your asthma treatment, and we packed it in our backpack! Can you say “backpack”?
Boots: Say backpack! Say… (coughs) backpack!

Dora: Quiet, you coughing monkey!
Backpack: (singing) “Backpack, backpack! Backpack, backpack! Backpack…” (coughs) Did I turn 100 in backpack years? Kids, Boots needs your help finding his medicine. Point to the item above which may be what Boots needs. (show a Beanie Baby, a respirator, and a Chubbley Bear) If you said the respirator, you are right! Beanie Babies and Chubbley Bears are rival plush toys. The only thing they’re good for is war. And the only thing war is good for is nothing. Yum, yum, yum, yum! Delicioso!

Boots: (coughs) Seems like everybody’s been coughing lately.

Dora: Well, here’s your respirator… HEY!
Swiper: That’s MY respirator now! I’m sick, too! (coughs)
Boots: He’s faking it!
Dora: Don’t you realize half the town is sick?

Swiper: I know a lot of things, and in fact, I’ll sing a song about it. (clears throat) (singing) “I’m Swiper the fox and the only thing I know is that a fox is supposed to swipe things!” There, I said it.

Dora: Kids, we need your help. Say it with us, “Swiper, no swiping!”
Dora/Boots: Swiper, no swiping! Swiper, no swiping! Swiper, no swiping!

Swiper: You try that trick five times a week and it never fails… but I don’t care. This time you don’t have an audience of children to back you up.

Boots: Uh-oh. Wonder where the kids went?

Dora: Look! A trail of footprints goes into Route 66! They must have passed that way to go to Beanie Road!

(minutes later…)

Swiper: You still haven’t found your friends, and if they aren’t down Beanie Road, I’m just going away with your respirator! Only they can enforce the “Swiper, no swiping” rule!

Boots: You might not want to do that. Since we went on the air America has tried to stop you from swiping anything.

Swiper: Who cares? No kids, no yelling, and a whole lot of swiping! So long, suckers!
Police officer: Are you Swiper the fox?
Swiper: Yeah.

Police officer: I just heard that you swiped a purple monkey’s respirator. You’re under arrest for disobeying the rule “Swiper, no swiping!” I repeat: Swiper, no swiping! Swiper, no swiping! Swiper, no swiping!

Swiper: Aw, man! Why does this only happen to me on the weekends?

Dora: We have crossed Beanie Road and have Boots’ respirator, and we’re feeling okay! Let’s go into Ty Headquarters!
Boots: This is going to be fun. After we give Ty my respirator the whole town will feel better.

Ty: Hi, Dora. Hi, Boots. I’m glad I found you. I’m working on a new Beanie Baby right now, but you can’t see it because you have to expect the unexpected.

Dora: Why has everyone been coughing lately?
Ty: I was going to release Beanie Flowers, but they had a side effect. People got allergic to them and developed coughing and sneezing problems.

Boots: Ty, why did you do it?
Ty: I want money.

Dora: Well, here’s a respirator. Give it to everyone in town who got sick from your Beanie flowers and everything will be all right!
Ty: Don’t you speak Spanish?
Dora: When did I ever do that? Well, that’s all the time we have. It was nice playing with all of you. Come back tomorrow for another fun adventure!