~Monologue~
Cast: Sly as himself

Seadog as himself

Smooch as himself

Sly: Thank you! It’s a thrill to be here hosting the chat tonight, and just to let you know, when I catch my prey, I don’t use steroids. I’m all natural. People think I have claw implants, but once again, these are natural claws. I never bite them; I keep them nice and sharp for attacking prey. I’ll do a practice on one of the cast members here. Seadog, come out here!

Seadog: Can we make this quick? I need to get ready for “Update”.

Sly: Okay. You’ll be playing my prey, and I will attack you.

Seadog: You didn’t tell me this would involve being attacked.

Sly: Oh, come on; don’t be shy. It’s only practice. (tries to scratch Seadog)

Seadog: Sorry. Defense! Defense! Defense! See you later; I have to put on my suit for “Update”.

Sly: Well, I did fine anyway. So, how about them groundhogs? Now that Punx-E Phil is retired, will there be any more? I think that…

Smooch: Thank you! Thank you! Sorry about last week, but I’m back to host tonight!
Sly: What the hell are you doing, Smooch?
Smooch: Well, last week things went wrong. Nobody appeared in the studio audience for my show last week, so I decided to come back to host.

Sly: You weren’t asked back. I’m hosting tonight.

Smooch: Aw, that sucks. Say, wanna attack people after the show?

Sly: All right. Be happy you’re here ‘cause we got a great show for you! Howl is here, so stick around! We’ll be right back!