~New York City Gift Show~

Cast: Bandito as Ty Warner

Dippy as Leah

Baby Boy as Decade

Ty: I didn’t expect so many dealers.

Leah: We all came for you, Ty. We love your successmanship and your frovality.

Ty: Those aren’t real words, ma’am. Just get in line and wait for your bear.

Leah: You came two hours late.

Ty: So I’ll just cut down on bear signings. I’m a lazy man, miss.

Leah: I’ll be good.

Ty: Retailers, wait in line for your Decade bears! I will hand them out and who knows if you get a signed bear?
Leah: I hope I do!
Ty: I hope you don’t. You make me sick. As soon as I get home, I’m going to try not to throw up.

Leah: You make my day.

Ty: Here’s your Decade, miss.

Leah: Okay, let’s see the tag… NUMBER ONE! I GOT SIGNED BEAR NUMBER ONE! I’M THE LUCKIEST WOMAN ALIVE!
Decade: You better be lucky. Ty only gave me to you because I have something in common with you: we’re both lucky people.

Leah: I’m going to take good care of you, because I have a great collection, and…

Decade: Ty, I’ve changed my mind. Please rip my tag.

Ty: You have scissors?
Leah: Oh, here. I only brought them with me because I thought I was going to get a free T-shirt and needed to take the tag off. Take the tag off? No, no! Don’t cut my Decade’s tag off! Then no one will know it was signed!
Ty: I don’t like you, so I’m just going to take it for myself. Go see if there’s any left for you. Come on, let’s go.

Decade: These retailers are gullible.

Ty: No, don’t say that. They make me rich. In spirit and so I can feed my kids. They also make me… LIVE FROM THE BEANIE ZOO, IT’S BEANIEDAY NIGHT!