~Monologue~
Cast: Luck-E as himself

Carnation as Catty Couric

Luck-E: Thank you! Wow! Wow! Oh, my God! I am so proud to be here, because I am the first e-Beanie to host “Beanieday Night Live”! You know, the cast made fun of me over the past week because I was different. You see, they think e-Beanies are computer nerds. I don’t believe this, as…

Catty Couric: Excuse me; are you Luck-E, the first e-Beanie bear to host “Beanieday Night Live”?
Luck-E: Yes, I am. Why?

Catty Couric: I’m NBC News anchor Catty Couric, and I’d like to take some video footage of you doing the monologue for a special segment I’m doing on Dateline tomorrow, “Why e-Beanies Are Computer Nerds”.

Luck-E: Why is it me that you’re asking? You should be asking Bill Gates why! He’s richer than my God!

Catty Couric: Oh, I’m sorry. I’m sorry you’re poor.

Luck-E: I’m not poor! I’m trying to do a monologue here!

Catty Couric: But if you were poor, I could always steal from Dr. Phil.

Luck-E: Just get out of my face! This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for an e-Beanie! Let me be or else I’ll do something to you during a report! Why don’t you leave right now and I’ll go show you how it feels?
Catty Couric: Okay. I have to leave anyway.

Luck-E: Yeah, get out.

[after the chat]

Catty Couric: Welcome back to “Dateline”. E-Beanie Babies are computer nerds, and this footage…

Luck-E: Are you Catty Couric, NBC news reporter and the #4 Beanie TV personality?

Catty Couric: Yes. Why are you interrupting me while I’m on the air?
Luck-E: I’m Luck-E, the host of “Beanieday Night Live” this week, and you ruined my chat! Because of you everybody left the audience!
Catty Couric: Oh, I’m so…

Luck-E: Now, you deserve what you gave me!
Catty Couric: What?
Luck-E: You deserve to just go on with your report like I did with my life. Sorry I hassled you.

Catty Couric: Sorry I ruined your chat.

Luck-E: It’s all in the luck of the Irish, isn’t it? We’ve got a great chat tonight; we’re giving away a Rover Beanie Buddy, so stick around! We’ll be right back!