~A Message From Decade~
Cast: Decade as Decade blue

Color Me Bunny as Decade white/White Moose

Hodgepodge as Farmer Lewis

Announcer: The following is a message from “Beanieday Night Live”’s Decade.

Decade Blue: Good evening. As you may remember, this Tuesday Ty had introduced a white – yes, a white version of me, the Decade Beanie Baby. I am blue right now, but soon I might be retired and re-released as a white version. Yes, we’ve had some good times together, collectors, but Ty’s scamming us again. This is like the time he turned the Orange Digger Buddy into a ty-dyed crab and when he made Black Batty. But who cares as long as he’s rich? He just wants people to buy his stuff no matter how lame the idea is. That doesn’t even look like me. No creativeness, wrong ribbon color … it’s all wrong. He looks like Color Me Beanie about to become me. But don’t take my opinions until you hear from the new version himself… the white Decade.

Decade White: Hey, Blueberry.

Decade Blue: D.W., how many times did I tell you not to call me that on the air? That’s not cool! Anyway, what do you have to say about yourself?
Decade White: I have ear implants.

Decade Blue: Anything else?
Decade White: Beanie collectors shouldn’t hate me because I’m different. I mean, I have a mustache.

Decade Blue: Why? Why do you have a mustache? Bears are hairy all over. They shouldn’t have a mustache.

Decade White: I must have some sort of disease where my hair is thicker in different places.

Decade Blue: Well, how can it be cured?
Decade White: I don’t know. I don’t even know if there is one, but I’m not risking it. I can shave. All I need is for you to teach me how to use a razor.

Decade Blue: Oh, no. I can’t help you with that. Go ask a bunny about it, not me.

Farmer Lewis: Hmm, a bear with a mustache? This is gold!
Decade White: Farmer Lewis, what are you doing here?
Farmer Lewis: I’m here to brag about my genetic mutations. Since that red goat ran away someplace, I can brag about my latest creation… a white Decade Beanie Baby with a mustache. That purple version was just a digitally altered graphic, but I made this one for real and it became official! Ha-ha-ha-ha! And how else did I do it? Detergent.

Decade Blue/White: EEW!
Farmer Lewis: Yep, I used detergent to take the blue out of this Decade.

Decade White: I guess that’s why I smell like clothes.

Farmer Lewis: Yeah. Anyway, for both of you, I made you guys a mudslide.

(Both Decades sniff to discover if detergent is in it)
Farmer Lewis: I swear there’s no detergent in it. Just alcohol and chocolate.

Decade Blue: I’m not drinking it. Why don’t you?
Decade White: I’d love a mudslide. In fact, I’ll drink it right now.

Decade Blue: Good night, America. (leaves)

Farmer Lewis: Go ahead; drink it, D.W.

Decade White: It’s good, but it tastes a lot different than the ones at T.G.I. Friday’s.

Farmer Lewis: There is a secret ingredient in it… baking soda.

Decade White: What can that do to me? Does it do the same thing detergent does?
Farmer Lewis: Taxi! (a taxi picks him up)
Decade White: Ugh… I don’t feel so good…

Announcer: On a farm somewhere far away, a farmer created mutant farm animals by mixing their DNA with that of other animals. He put baking soda in a bear’s mudslide and it changed him around, turning him into… “The White Moose”.

White Moose: Moose! Yesterday I was a white Decade bear until that kook Farmer Lewis gave me a mudslide with baking soda in it. I don’t know why I’m a moose, but I’m so… moose! I’m so angry right now.