~The Flash Mob~
Cast: Garcia as leader

Baby Boy as Man #1

Rumba as Man #2

Baby Girl as Woman #1

Colosso as salesperson

Fancy as Woman #2

Tubbo as JC Penney worker

Frisco as Toys R Us employee)

Leader: “Friends, I invite you down to the Times Square in New York City to fool people in the growing craze known as a flash mob. When we get together, call me only by Big Poppa. Sincerely, well, Big Poppa.” This will be the greatest achievement in my old life.

(SUPER: Times Square, August 7)

Leader: As I grow old, I yearn to have fun, and I’m having it! I’m having it so bad, I wish my bones broke right now! Now let’s go and fool some young suckers! (mob cheers)

Man #1: What are we gonna do?
Leader: Let’s go into that music store and look for music from imaginary singers!
Man #2: It’s better than rap! (mob cheers)

(the mob enters the Virgin Megastore in Times Square)
Woman #1: Excuse me, do you know where you can find the latest albums by Cara Ligonia?
Salesperson: Check the L section.

Man #2: Um, have you heard of any Lily Green person?
Salesperson: How am I supposed to know?
Man #1: Do you know where I can find an album by Oleen?
Salesperson: Oleen?

(the mob walks out of the store)

Salesperson: I must be out of my mind. Maybe they’re unsigned…

(Outside…)

Leader: That was great! That should be on TV! Now, let’s go into that mall across the street and do some crazy stuff!

Man #1: Like what?
Leader: Anything! As long as no one gives a darn. (enters building, mob enters a JC Penney)
Woman #2: What is this?
JC Penney worker: This is a love rug worth $15,000.

Woman #2: Love rug… love rug…

Mob: Love rug… love rug… love rug… love rug… (the mob quickly leaves)

JC Penney worker: Psychos.

(the mob now enters a Hallmark store and stare at the shelf of Beanie Babies)
Leader: Beanie Babies… whoop whoop whoop whoop!

Woman #1: Whoop whoop whoop whoop

Mob: Whoop whoop whoop whoop… Beanies! (the mob quickly leaves)

Man #2: What were they thinking? Oh, I’m with them. (leaves)

Leader: We’ve got time to do one more crazy stunt.

Man #1: How about we go into Toys R Us and do something? Kids would pay us to do this.

Leader: That’s a good idea. Let’s go… we’ll be rich! (mob cheers)

(At the Toys R Us store, an employee watches over a giant dinosaur, then leaves)

Woman #2: Wow, what a dinosaur.

Leader: Careful, let’s not let anyone know what we’re doing…

(dinosaur roars, mob stares at it, then drop to the floor)
Leader: Help!
Woman #1: Aah! Aah! Aah!
Man #1: Oh! Aah!

Man #2: Aaah!

(employee rushes in)
Employee: What’s going on here? (the mob quickly leaves) I have to tell the boss to get rid of the dinosaur.

Leader: That was great! It was nice meeting you all. Now I have to catch the next plane to Chicago and perform a few pranks at the Beanie Baby Headquarters. Anyone feel like coming?
Man #1: Sure! I like Beanie Babies! (mob cheers and follows the leader to fade)