10 Ways to get over Mr Kirk Leaving
	Us here at the 'Mr Kirk Fan Club' all know how upsetting Mr Kirk leaving is, and because we are oh so generous here we decided to give you some top tips on how to cure those Mr Kirk Blues. Thses tips have all been tried and tested but are not guaranteed to work.
				Tops Tips
			1) Steal a lock (ha) or even a small bunch of his hair, keep it under your pillow and kiss it every night before you go to sleep. 2) Try ignoring him so you won't notice when he has gone. (But who would want to ignore Mr Kirk) 3) Camp outside his house over the summer holidays. (Ask for this address via e-mail) 4) Make friends with his fiancé so she'll have to invite you round for tea every few weeks. 5) Move schools to Hemsworth Art & Community Colleage. 6) Shave your siblings head, dress them up in a leather coat and get them to walk around your house making sarcastic comments about everything. 7) Take thousands of pictures of him and post them all over your bedroom wall. 8) Find a fascination with another member of staff (BUT NOT MR BARRETT) 9) Pretend you never liked him anyway. 10) Join the Mr Kirk Fan Club so your never lonely or away from Mr Kirk lovers. (which is 100% platonic)