| It's time to pass the plate and/or pay the piper... | ||||||
| Please my brethren, we beseech you to
show your appreciation. Make a contribution to the holiest of causes. Please note that we
regretfully refuse to accept more than 10% of your annual income. You can use e-mail to send me one or more US dollars, you can fax me a dollar, or you can simply send me your credit card number and expiration date. Special arrangements will be made for those wishing to send several samples of crystallized carbon. Sadly, we can not provide change for anything less than a $20.00 using the current technology. |
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| I wish to contribute through one of
the following methods. (Sorry, only one payment method allowed at the present time.) |
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US dollars |
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Credit Card Am. Exp. Master Card or Visa only |
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Diamonds | |
| Insert your dollar here. (This slot only takes new money in good condition.) | ||||||
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| OK, life is hard and money is short. I'll spot
you a hundred 'til payday, but you've got to send me back 10% today or we'll be forced to
close the Shrine of Saint Sandy. That would be a seldom seen statutory shame.
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