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+++ It's illegal to ride an ugly horse down the street in Wilbur, Washington +++ It's against the law to step out of an airplane while it's in the air over Maine. +++ If you don't like a statue is Star, Mississippi, hold your tongue--- it's illegal to ridicule public architecture. +++ Ninth-grade boys can't grow moustaches in Binghamton, NY. +++ It's illegal to drink milk on a train passing through NC. +++ VA law prohibits "corrupt practices or bribery by any  person other than candidates." +++ You can't carry an ice cream cone in your pocket in Lexington, KY. +++ It's illegal to spit against the wind in Sault Sainte Marie, MI +++ Goats can't legally wear trousers in Massachusetts. +++ In Lawrence, Kansas, it's against the law to carry bees around in your hat on city streets. +++ In Washington, D.C., you're breaking the law if you paint lemons all over your car to let people know you were taken advantage of by a specific dealer. +++ If you complain about the condition of the street in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, you can be forced to fix it yourself! +++ Oregon prohibits citizens from wiping their dishes dry. You are legally required to let them drip-dry! +++ It's illegal to swim on dry land in Santa Ana, CA. +++ If you mispronounce "Arkansas" while in Arkansas, you're breaking the law. +++ In Hartford, Connecticut it is illegal to educate your dog. +++ You can't go barefoot in Austin, Texas w/o a $5 permit. +++ It's illegal to play cards in the road in Somerset County, MD. See more of Mr Abstain's funny jokes and witticisms by clicking here. The information for this section was gotten from Uncle John's Gaint 10th Anniversary Bathroom Reader.