Top Ten Worse Things Ever
1. Green Kool-Aid - What in the blue bloody fuck were they thinking?
2.
Beggars - Its really too bad your poor, but I'm not buying that worthless shit your selling.
3.
Target Market - I could go on forever and a day about this Mickey Mouse shit, but the point is that this organization has nothing on the tobacco companies.
4.
Speeding Tickets - So through taxes I pay for this road, but I can't drive 80mph on it?  Hmm...
5.
Anti-Sodomy Laws - This one speaks for itself.
6.
Military Draft - How is a bumbling fool like myself helping the armed forces?  I'm just another body to carry to the chopper.
7.
Skim milk - Can I get some milk with this water?
8.
New Gun Laws - Because what this country really needs is more gun related homicides, damn this fear culture!
9.
People who blame others in school shootings - A kid goes and shoots up his school and its always the band who's fault it was, it was the parents who werent good parents...I got an idea who we can blame, how about the kid who did the shooting?  Think he might have something to do with it?
10.
Mandatory Auto Insurance - I love paying for other people accidents.