Mrs Pixie had to go to ASDA to buy some vegetables. He stopped at the butchers to deflate a cat. Stupid cats could never let themselves down unless they had a puncture..Mrs Pixie held the cat up by it’s hind legs and let out some of the air.
‘Thank you’ said the cat ‘I am a magical cat and I can talk’
‘Meow’ said Mrs Pixie
‘How ironic’ said the cat ‘my pressure was such that for the most part of my life I have been unable to use my gift of speech and the first person I can talk to, Mrs Pixie acts like a cat’.
Mrs Pixie put the cat down and continued on her way to ASDA. She never got there.