~The Loan~



Harry and his wife were having hard financial times, so they decided she'd become a hooker.

She wasn't sure what to do, so Harry said, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy."

Tell him a hundred bucks.

If there are any questions, I'll be parked around the corner.

She was not there five minutes when a guy pulled up and said, "How much?" She said, "A hundred dollars."

" He said "Shit!

All I've got is thirty."

" She replied "Hold on a sec."

She ran back to Harry and said, "What can he get for thirty dollars?"

Harry said, "A hand job."

She ran back and told the guy all he got for thirty dollars was a hand job.

He said okay, she got into the car, he unzipped his pants, and out popped a huge member.

She stared at it for a minute, and said, "I'll be right back."

She ran back around the corner and said, "Harry, can you loan this guy seventy bucks?"