~ROTFLMAO~

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very
much.
One day,while walking through the woods, they came
across a golden frog.
They were amazed when the frog
talked to them.
The golden frog admitted that he didn't
often meet anyone, but when he did, he always gave them six
wishes.
He told them that they could have 3 wishes
each.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other
bears in the forest were females.
The frog granted his
wish.
Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for
a crash helmet.
One appeared immediately, and he placed
it on his head.
Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's
wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that
all the bears in the neighboring forests were females, as
well, and the frog granted his wish.
Mr. Rabbit then
wished fora motorcycle.
It appeared before him, and he
climbed on board and started reving the engine.
Mr. Bear
could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had
wasted two wishes that he could have had for
himself.
Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish,
that all the other bears in the world were females as well,
leaving him as the only male bear in the world.
The
frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to
Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.
Mr. Rabbit reved the
engine, thought for a second, then said, "I wish that Mr.
Bear was gay!" and rode off as fast as he
could!
Thank You Starbuck99