Birthday wishes

This year for my birthday
I'd like...

A brand-new shiny pun
or
a 24-carot loving-gesture
or
a gift-voucher for irony
or
a trip to side-splitting laughter
or
a brightly coloured tenderness
or
a beautifully-wrapped humane act
or
cash to the value of children giggling
or
a matching set of tranquility
or
to begin the day with a hearty meal of satire-in-bed
or
a celebrity visit from honesty
or
my own personal set of co-operation
or
an all-expenses paid Sunday afternoon
or
maybe just another birthday...
or
perhaps something else  ...