(c) MrsMyth
By the time this is read, he'll be married to she.
Unless something happens. Some strange tragedy ...
in which case this will not be read out to ye.
So let us assume that it all has gone well.
The bride looking beautiful. Dave looks like hell.
But not in a bad way. I mean "Hell, He's cute!"
Looking so lathered, and dressed in that ... outfit.
May all the steeples ring happy this day.
The bride is beside herself. Dave is just gay.
Not that there's anything wrong with that, see,
some of my best friends are married like he.
May this occassion be one we'll recall,
for all the right reasons, and none that apall.
Dave and your lovely new Mrs K,
may you love deeper, each other, each day.
Here's hoping many a year side-by-side,
these two before us; the groom and his bride.
Laughter and giggling and chuckles and snickers.
She in his big strong arms; he in her knickers.
Tough times or rough times or hard times or worse,
throughout the bad times, the bad puns and verse.
May you rely on each other as needed.
May your life's garden be carefully weeded.
May all your dreams somehow fall into place
(except for that one with the capsicum mace!)
Try not to worry about silly stuff.
Both of you will have upsets, sure enough,
but how you handle them will be the test.
Carefully with leather mitts, may I suggest.
(I might have just chosen to say leather glove
but there are indeed few words which rhyme with love).
All of us here sharing our love with you,
(except for the waiting staff, and table two.)
We don't have to be here, why heavens above,
we don't think it's work. More a labour of love.
We all share such feelings, we're struggling to show 'em.
We cannot express all our love with this poem,
so what we have organised, what we have done
is create a website for more wedding fun.
This is just my way to wish you both well ...
* mrsmyth/poems.html * (www.oocities.org/mrsmyth/poems.html)
As a plug this is shameless, and naughty and brave,
I just hope it makes you smile, Serena and Dave.
As you begin your lifelong dance,
remember what they say in France ...
"Monseir et Madame; 'usband and wife,
may you 'ave 'a penis all your life!"