A suicide pact

I decided to suicide today.

Or rather, I should say,
today I decided to suicide.

I've decided I'm going to kill myself.

I'm going to end it all

And I've chosen how I'm going to do it.

My method of killing myself is as follows;


I'm going to end my own life by
means of living the longest, most wonderful existence I can.

Everyday that I live fully
brings me closer to my death.


And what a way to go.
Quick!
Take me to something else.

Please!!