If you're ever attacked by a jaguar,
don't let it know what a dag you are.
Do not tremble. Do not flinch.
Don't move a muscle. Don't move an inch.
If it goes away and leaves you there,
and should you then meet with a bear,
try the same, and here's why, dear ...
You can't run with pants full of fear.
(c) MrsMyth
