I built this site about, for, and in tribute to, three people called Alan. Alan Rickman (the Voice of God), Alan Davies (sleepy-eyed bag of talent) and Alan Cumming (pansexual genius). Or, as one person described them: The Father, The Curly-Haired Son, and the Shexshy* Androgyne.**

So there you go. It's a site about three Alans. Nothing more, nothing less. You'd think you could have worked that one out without me having to make this page, wouldn't you? Still, it's done now.

* Sexy. From the Izzard, derived from ancient Connery
**Thank you magic 1