Stalking Competition

Stalking Competition

Not real stalking, of course. We don't hold with that sort of thing here at the Three Alans. No - rest assured that any instances of actual Alan-bothering which come to our attention will be severely punished with hard slaps and dirty looks. No - this is more of an 'Approaching Alan at a public event and politely asking him if he wouldn't mind having his photographed taken with you and then sending the photograph in to me as evidence' competition. Stalking Competition is just snappier.

Send me your evidence!

First person to get to three Alans wins a very small and probably worthless prize.


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	Stalking Competition Not real stalking, of course. We don't hold with that sort of thing here at the Three Alans. No - rest assured that any instances of actual Alan-bothering which come to our attention will be severely punished with hard slaps and dirty looks. No - this is more of an 'Approaching Alan at a public event and politely asking him if he wouldn't mind having his photographed taken with you and then sending the photograph in to me as evidence' competition. Stalking Competition is just snappier. Send me your evidence! First person to get to three Alans wins a very small and probably worthless prize.
	*Currently winning: magic 1 with* 2 whole Alans!

	*in joint second place - a visigoth who doesn't wish to be identified (please note, this picture was taken pre-beaming incident)...*		*...and the lovely Vavoomy, who have both caught themselves a Rickman.*


		Here we have a blatant cheat. Come now, Cheesy - that Alan is at least 3 times the size he should be, two-dimensional and missing his lower half to boot! No trip to the Bahamas for you!*


*Or anybody else. Unless you pay for it yourself.