There are many people called Alan. Why have you dedicated this site to these three?
Because they're the best three.
I like a different Alan. Can I submit material on him to the site?
No.
Why not?
Because it's my site and I said so.
This site is silly. Why don't you make a proper one with proper information in it?
There's loads of them. I wanted a silly one.
Do you really like these Alans, or are you just taking the piss?
I really like all these Alans. They are genuinely my favourite Alans in the world so far.
Is it true that Alan Rickman really beamed at Bela (TWICE!)?
Yes. We nearly have photographic proof.
Which is your favourite of the three Alans?
Depends what day it is.
In the pictures of the three Alans on the homepage, why are they all waving their hands around their faces like that?
They are all allergic to HTML. Or it's a coincidence.
Don't you have anything useful to do with your time?
Shhhh.... I'm trying not to think about that.
I have a question which I frequently ask. Where can I get in touch with you?
Here.