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Guess what? Alan Cumming has written a book! It's called Tommy's Tale, and it's available from all good bookshops now. I expect it's also available from some bad bookshops. I don't know. I don't go to bad bookshops. Anyway, my source informs me that it's very good but a bit racy. Luckily, the raciest bit in the entire book (apparently) is available on the net for preview, free of charge. So if you were thinking of buying Tommy's Tale for your aged grandmother with a heart condition (or you just want to read about bodily fluids) why don't you have a look here first? Warning: Sqeamishness has been reported from some quarters.
Disclaimer: If you are under 18 or living in a country
that doesn't allow you to read sexy stuff, or you're the type of person
who likes to read sexy stuff and then sue someone, we basically don't
care. Go ahead, knock yourself out. I'll only hide under my bed again.