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| pop idol fever swept the nation by storm!! being the star that i am though, i knew that it was going to be a huge hit!! thats why i attended the auditions. it was a sunny day and i thought the gods were with me so off i went to face the wrath of the panelists!! |
| for my audition i had decided to sing pop classic 'its raining teds'. i had practicsed all morning and even in the toliets whilst i was waiting to be called. there was a rumor going roubd that the judges were being particularly harsh. but i thought that i would be able to grin and bear(ahem) it. i was soon called and i made my way into the audition room. being a professional i wasnt nervous at all and took it in my stride. i had made a dance routine to go with the sing and thought it would be the icing on the cake. |
| first up t give their opinion was none other then 'doctor doctor fox nananana' he looked me up and down then he let loose his words of wisdom. well when you came in the room, i have to say, i couldnt see you. but you stood proud and did yourself proud. your vocals were great. you had a real purr in your voice, like the exhaust of a ferrari, and i was execting a skoda, so well done. as for your dancing, well we can work on that. i was moved but it wasnt unexpected, as i am a star. |
| simon had been nasty all day and very few had gone through to the next round. he looked at me with his stary gaze and looked decidedly unimpressed. i fized his gaze, showing him that i wasnt imtimidated by him. he looked me up and down and said that wasnt as bad as i was expecting. but he hadnt finished yet.however it wasnt as great as it should have bee. am i going to take you through to next round? no. you're a bear. at this point i realised i wasnt getting anywhere so i gave my thanks and left. |
| Pop Idol: My Audition |